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[hippie_ninja]

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[hippie_ninja]

I usually like the people who don't get understood.

Tell me about Stephen?

[cryfrustration]

I think you'll like him
think he'll like you too
want me to set up a meeting?

so far as Stephen goes
[There's a pause and the little ... of typing, deleting, typing again. It takes him half a minute or so to decide what he actually wants to say which turns out to be just:]
he gets Hakkyuu

[hippie_ninja]

I'd like that

But you're making me nervous about Stephen

[cryfrustration]

nah don't worry
I'm being cagey but I think once you meet him you'll get the joke

Stephen's an earth guy originally
different earth than yours but round the same era so far as I know
used to be a doctor
now he's a big time magic man

oh and he was contracted with me once
three or so years back

[hippie_ninja]

I look forward to meeting him. He's probably nothing like I'm imagining ;)

[cryfrustration]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that's true of both of em

lemme set things up with Hakkyuu
I'll text you a time n place

oh and by the by
you ever cockwarmed anyone?

[hippie_ninja]

Probably safe to say there's a lot I haven't done but am open to doing. What is it?

[cryfrustration]

mm I think I'm gonna let you find out
at the exhibition
😘

[hippie_ninja]

You almost sound excited

[cryfrustration]

that's cuz I am
very
and I get to go shopping

[hippie_ninja]

I don't get to come? Model some collars for you?

[cryfrustration]

this time I'm gonna surprise you
definitely promise to take you shopping soon tho
I can think of a few things I'll want you to try on for size

[hippie_ninja]

All right but you should at least tell me about those other things you want me to try

Give me something to imagine

[cryfrustration]

and spoil the surprise?
nah

bye Jesus

[delivery]

[cryfrustration]

That evening, a package will arrive for Jesus at his residence in the Down, a little black box with the bottom half of a key inside, neatly divided so that it could snap back together with its partner top.

The handwritten card reads:
South Park
Tomorrow, Noon
Find the man with the other half.
Whoever brings me both gets a prize.
~Vrenille